Boating Hat

"Jesus" also "said Take The Boat Out", according to "Matthew 14:22," probably to go fishing.

"He obviously thought Boating to be critical to the spiritual, moral, and mental well being of every person. Try to remember His words when the engine has conked out, the food is all gone, the radar is broken, the pump has stopped working, the charts went overboard, and you just hit a rock..."

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Fishing Hat

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Sailing Hat

Jesus Said, Go Sailing; Luke: 8:22

He did not worry if the sun was out, if the temperature was above 80 degrees, or if anyone had their latte. He also did not have much patience with crew members who got queasy in big water, whined about onboard accomodations, could not read weather conditions, or who questioned the Captain's orders.

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Motorcycle Hat

God Said, "Let's Ride" 1 Kings 18:44 - He clearly prefers 2 wheels for transportation

Remember His admiration when your fuel gauge shows "E", you've swallowed more bugs than air, your butt fell asleep 100 miles ago, and it just started to rain.

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(Old is Good)

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Old is Good Hat

SHIRT SAYS: "Jesus said, 'Old is Good'" Luke 5:39

Unfortunately he was probably referring to wine, cheese, antiques, rock n' roll, violins, vintage cars and dinosaurs.

Hunting Hat

"God Said Go Hunting Jer 16:16; He gave you wilderness skills and intellect so that you would be successful.

Remember those gifts when the only "signs" you see say "No Hunting", you are 10 miles from camp, the temperature has dropped 20 degrees, it's starting to rain very hard, your new boots are not in fact waterproof, your rain gear is back at camp along with your hunting license, and the guy coming up the path is a game warden."

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Music Hat

God Said "Remember His expectations when the piano is out of tune, the drummer can't keep a beat, the conductor is crazy, everyone else is flat, you have the wrong music, and your solo just started without you..." Psalm 98:4

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Teachers Hat

Jesus Said, Teachers are Great; Matt 5:19

He surely cherishes those that convey wisdom and knowledge.

Remember his love for teachers when your students do not study, pay cuts were just announced, the classroom is too hot, the wacko parents of your problem student "want a word with you", and it is just the first day of school.

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Hiking Hat

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Jesus Said, "Rest and Relax", Mark 6:31, He probably meant you should

Bike

So enjoy climbing the hills, outrunning the dogs, fighting the traffic, riding in rain, and fixing the flats.

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Jesus Said, "Rest and Relax", Mark 6:31, He probably meant you should

Work Out

He said NOTHING about flavored water, "level 1", headphones, New Year's Resolutions, personal trainers, fashion gear, energy bars, diet supplements, or spandex.

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Jesus Said, "Show Me the Fish" Matthew 14:18

He didn't want to hear about how many got away; or, "hext time"; or, problems with tackle. It was time to eat and He just wanted to see the fish. Wonder why He didn't just believe the Fishermen?